Guess Who Owns You Lane 8 is chemo and radiation therapy for excuses. You know who owns you and me? The excuse whisperer. Insight: Excuses are cancer to our resolve to be focused and disciplined. Next Blog By jeff noel Retired Disney Institute Keynote Speaker and Prolific Blogger. Five daily, differently-themed personal blogs (about life's 5 big choices) on five interconnected sites. View all of jeff noel's posts.