Celebrating 50th Birthday in Finland

You know how children like to write to Santa each year to ask for stuff?  It’s no different for adults. Here’s my version.

Dear Dr. Weinberger,

I’ve been a good boy all year.  Have focused on diet and exercise, just like you said to do.

This year’s wish list includes some old standbys and some new things too.

1. Full menu of blood work
2. Colonoscopy script (never used last year’s script)
3. Stress Test
4. Body scan/MRI
5. Check skin
6. Check neck
7. Anything else a 51 year old man should have

My BMI, blood pressure, and resting heart rate all on in line.  Still treating Plantar fasciitis. If you are able to surprise me with any additional tests or recommendations that an especially health-conscious midlife male would like, that would be great.

Have enjoyed the past 27 years as your loyal and attentive patient.

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